Bobby Roberts (Rumor Control) – firstname.lastname@example.org
I used to co-host a talkshow. It was called Cort And Fatboy. It’s done now, after 8 years. We were pretty good. I used to be a semi-regular on this show, in fact. I’m not anymore. But I do Force Ghost around the Star Wars Community from time to time, so you might hear me again, who knows.
I’ve made some nerdy mashup albums and a couple of one-shots. They’re called Geek: Remixed.
My real name is Bobby Roberts. I have very redundant parents. I got the nickname Fatboy from my friends in high school, who noted both my gender and my body-type. I had very uninspired friends. I’m no longer fat, and I’m no longer all that young, and I really don’t use the nickname at all anymore, so that’s quite the solid slab of contradictions going on. Do I contradict myself? Very well then, I contradict myself. I am large, I contain multitudes.
I stole that last bit from Whitman.